(new) News
or true love between Dottie and Norman Pineapple
Remember when shag carpet was chic, the birdcage chair was the height of sophistication, and television was the coolest thing in the living room? Dottie and Norman do. They’ve weathered decades of changing channels, changing narratives, and a television that has perhaps had a little too much to say.
While the world watches, they’ve found something better: each other. No remote control, no manufactured drama, no talking heads. Just two pineapples, madly in love.
Turns out, there's still some good news.
